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Overseas Reporter

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Scenario Yevgeniy Agranovich

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Director Grigoriy Lomidze

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camera Iosif Golomb, Nikolay Grinberg

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artist Yevgeniy Shukayev

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composer Sigizmund Kats

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sound Georgiy Martynyuk
script editor Natalya Abramova

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A. Dymich
assistant director V. Gokke
art assistant  Arkadiy Tyurin

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(puppet) animators Pavel Petrov,
V. Zakrevskiy, Lev Zhdanov,
N. Litvinova, Vyacheslav Shilobreyev

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puppets & decor Oleg Masainov,
Roman Gurov, Galina Gettinger,

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V. Bystritskiy, V. Chernihova,
V. Kuranov, Vladimir Alisov

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Led by R Gurov

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production director
Natan Bitman

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OVERSEAS REPORTER

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Attention! The editors require an
experienced and determined specialist

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for Operation ____gate

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for Lotsastuff Corporation

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Specialist in matters of love in Russia

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- Not needed! Next!

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Specialist in bear meat preparation.
- Ah... that's not it. Next!

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A great connoisseur of 12th century
Russian icons and caviar degustator.

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To hell with him. Next.

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Specialty: "Throwing shade".
- What, what?

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- Throwing shade.
- OK. Send him to the medical examination.

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Okay. To the medical examination!

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"X-ray"

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"X-ray"

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"Boss"

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Sir, it's time to drink your kefir.

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Aha!

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Bob Sketch. 30 years old.

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Ambition: 300

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Energy: 120.

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Conscience: around 0.

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Hello, Bob!

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To Moscow: hotel, essay, report:

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Slay, expose, unmask. Topic...

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Topic?...

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Oh! Fidel Castro is a disguised Chinese
and grandson of Mao Zedong.

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Idiot! The topic for Moscow!

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The failure of seven-year plan?

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If you manage,
5 thousand dollars for you.

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Close that! It's causing a draught.

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I packed my cassettes

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And got a stock of ink,

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So that I, in my newspaper,

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Could throw shade on half the world!

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I, Bobby Sketch,
fire a shot with every sentence.

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I, Bobby Sketch,
have a tongue like pointed steel.

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Stronger than any military base.

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I'm an overseas reporter.

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I'm an overseas reporter.

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Reporting from Moscow.

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Good morning, comrades!

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Dear ladies and gentlemen,
look to the left.

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Before you stands that outstanding
monument of Russian antiquity:

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The famous Moscow Kremlin.

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In the 14th century under Ivan Kalita
walls of oak logs were built
more than half a meter wide.

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The stone Kremlin was built
under Prince Dmitry Donskoy.

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The foundation and the headers of the
stone plinth walls were made of white stone.

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St. Basil's Cathedral
(formerly Prokrovsky Cathedral)

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was built in the mid-16th century under
Ivan IV, and is the greatest monument
of national architecture.

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Now, ladies and gentlemen,
look to the right.

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Here you see modern Moscow.

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The city is still under construction
and gets prettier every day.

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[Bus operating without a conductor]

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Extra! Extra! A scoop!

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A big strike action.

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Half of the Moscow transport system
works without conductors.

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Well done, Bob!

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The strikers demand free trade...

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...and cowboy movies.

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Bring out a Special Edition!

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"Strike in the Soviet Union"

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Interesting...

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Any chewing gum in here? [Asperine,
castor oil, headache tablets, purgenum]

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Ah, like that...

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Here you are! The only thing
I can offer you is this.

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Thank you.

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Bob Sketch reports:
The Russians have nothing to chew on.

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Post that message
on the front pages of all newspapers!

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Ai-yai-yai!
In Moscow, there is no chewing gum.

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Shut up, empty-headed tin can!

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But of course, we need more solid data.

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Tell Bob:
I will double your reward.

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We need conspicuous facts.
Is that clear?

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Understood.

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Facts! We need facts! Data!

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Understood! Here are the facts!!!

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Attention, attention! Lotsastuff Corporation
shows you the typical architecture of Moscow.

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Here's Moscow's Cheryomushki -
the South-West district of the capital.

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To the left of this monumental building

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you can spot some cranes, intended
for the restoration of this building.

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Muscovites believe that after careful
painting, this house will stand
for another hundred years.

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Good heavens!

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Good heavens!

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Oh... Well, this is not at all
interesting and nobody wants it.

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Let's instead have a peek
into the Siberian taiga!

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We'll start flooding the reservoir!
We'll start flooding the reservoir!

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[Communism is the power of soviets plus
the electrification of the country]
[Today: concert by amateur artists]

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[Song Luchinushka]
[by a poet concrete worker]

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In a small livingroom

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a flame is lit

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and a young spinster

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is sitting at the window.

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A young spinster

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is sitting at the window.

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Young, pretty,

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with brown eyes.

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Over her shoulders

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lies a blond braid.

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Over her shoulders...

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Look at the site of the Bratsk
hydroelectric power station construction.

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In reality, Russia is illuminated
by rushlight.

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Bravo, Bob, bravo!

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"Do not touch!"

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Bob, you're in a high voltage area.
Change focus to the virgin lands.

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"Moscow - Tselinograd" [Kazakhstan]

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Citizen tourist! We've arrived.
This train goes no further.
These are the virgin lands!

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The virgin lands? Oh.

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The virgin lands.

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Where are those virgin lands?
There is nothing here.

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The virgin lands are a fiction,
propaganda.

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In fact, it's just empty space.

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Who are these? What is happening there?

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I've got it! I've got it! The virgin
lands are a disguised military base.

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I'm Bob Sketch.
I am surrounded by Russian tanks!

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These insidious Russians
want to get rid of a dangerous witness.

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Your correspondent, your reporter
is dying...

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He died.

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Ah, he's been covered up.
What a mediocrity!

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Who's going to take pictures of the
Russian secret weapons for me, now?!

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Hello, hello! Your reporter
is actually still alive. Hello!

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Be quiet, you!

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I have entered the Moscow Kremlin.
I have found a colossal cannon

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in the Kremlin itself.
It is aimed at the west.

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Balls? Oh, this is a nuclear weapon!

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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In front of you, you now see
the so-called Tsar Cannon,

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cast by the master
Andrei Chokhov in 1586.

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Its length is 5 meters 34 centimeters.
The barrel's caliber is 89 centimeters.

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Its weight is 40 tonnes.
It has never fired.

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However, if needed...

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Idiot!

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The End
Subs by Lemicnor, Eus & Niffiwan
Nov 2023 @ animatsiya.net